Meet the Carrotsons!

I always thought it strange that they are called "baby carrots"...

Harold Carrotson is not so sure about his life choices.  He's been reading a lot of Kerouac recently, trying to pinpoint the exact moment his forhead started to get just a little bit bigger.  Where was his hair going?  Who IS this woman sleeping next to him?  Oooh, that car is shiny.  He'sa gonna buy it!

Betty Carrotson is NOT going to tell you her age, who do you think you are?  Does it even matter when you look like this?  Fine.  She's 50 days young, and LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.  She has a membership to CURVES, thank you very much, and enjoys spending her sunday mornings getting Sexy Mexi Martinis with the GIRLS, heyyyyy!

Jr. Carrotson is not so sure.  About any of it.  Like...this whole thing about his life purpose.  You wanna put me WHERE?  No THANK YOU.

Henry Carrotson.  He's the oldest of the Carrotson children.  He has little personality.  Other than sitting back, relaxing, and enjoying a pleasant game of World of Warcraft.

O Hai.  How are you?  I am Buddy Carrotson and I am going to be President one day because I have ambition and am really, really good at math!  Weeeee!








The last of the Carrotson children.  The happy one you're probably thinking..."um, what about him?".  His name was Lou.

Lou was delicious.