dolomite |
Lauren: Is everything okay?
Eliza: Everything's fine. I just sent him an apology text this afternoon for the Cash poop in the tub I forgot to clean up before I left and I never heard anything...
Lauren: Haha dolomites...wtf. DOLOMITES? I typed "roomies" and I get "dolomites"???
Lauren & Eliza: WTF is a "dolomite"??
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Lauren: Oh. It is a beautiful rock/mineral formation. I miss you.
Eliza: Oh. THE Dolomites are a mountain range in Italy. I miss you, too.
...pause...
Lauren: Are the Dolomites made out of dolomite?? It is a rare crystal!
Eliza: Quick! To the Dolomites!
I was going to shock and amaze you with this:
ReplyDeletehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Dolemite.jpg
But apparently I can't spell the name of the titular human tornado from the blaxploitation series. So this comment is largely meaningless, but I did get to use the word titular. Which your blog needed.